Steve is a complex Walter Mitty character who dreams that he is Walter Mitty dreaming that he is pretending to be "Dr" Steve Benford, Emeritus Professor of Difficult Science at Lenton Polytechnic. Steve narrowly missed out on a Bafta award for his superb portrayal of Walter Mitty (showing daily at the Theatre Of Life, Beeston: Free Admission), attending a sumptuous star-studded gathering which took place recently in his head.
Failing to possess a library card or any shirts with collars, it is almost certain the Steve holds no official academic position at the University, but he has certainly ****** a **** **** of ********* **** the ******** which has ******* Moose Malloy to be a ********** **** band. His seemingly endless succession of credibility gaffes are well-illustrated by his willing participation in folk music events, a penchant for 'amusing' t-shirts and a shameless nomination for 'Seconds Out' by Genesis as his favourite album of all time. Probably the most superficial man in the East Midlands, he has found that the increase in his existential contentment occurs in exact proportion to the increase in his collection of guitars and guitar effects units.
Please note: this entry has been adjusted by the Moose Malloy lawyer after threatened legal action from Mr Benford.