The night will end, the sun will rise
You still believe in all those lies?
The perfect summer, this lovely day
Is full of chances, you throw away...throw away...throw away

But there's a friend you never knew
He's got a tune to comfort you
Kiss the tears from your face
Touch you in a special place...special place...special place

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He likes his women heavy, he likes his music hard
A sign on the door says 'Blues for sale- measured by the yard'
He'll come and be your darling when you're all alone
It's the kazoo man, it's the kazoo man, it's the kazoo man
It's the kazoo man coming home

What you miss you never had
Something good, you want it bad
You need a smile, a song to sing
You need somebody to blow that thing...

Chorus

The kazoo man
The all night through man
The tell it true man
The midnight blue man
The you know who man
It's the kazoo man, the kazoo man. the kazoo man