A perfect opportunity you can't say no
Now you've got hold of me you won't let go
You say that never will you wear my ring
But I didn't ask you to
That's the strangest thing, that's the strangest thing

You've got your dreams but none of them come true
Heaven wasn't put there for the likes of you
Scenes of summer gardens, fountains, bluebirds on the wing
Your face just wouldn't fit
That's the strangest thing, that's the strangest thing

You say I waste my life and I don't care
You put the blame on me, that's only fair
You hate the books I read, you hate the songs I sing
They're all about you darling
That's the strangest thing, that's the strangest thing